REVOLUTIONARY: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.

Math anxiety: an intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 MPH.

Cynic: an idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been removed, snapped in two and stomped into the ground, immediately improving his vision

Communism: Liberation of the people from the burdens of liberty

CHILDHOOD: The rapidly shrinking interval between infancy and first arrest on a drug or weapons charge.

The world belongs to people with IQs of 120. Anything much greater or less amounts to a liability.

We're still just the world's premium brand of ape.

Most people perceive moderates as timid, middle-of-the-roaders, who can't take a stand.

Resistance is the secret of joy!

Thought attracts that upon which it is directed.

My kids don't really like when I sing for some reason...but they like when I play guitar. So I started writing songs just playing guitar for them.

The most interesting thing I've ever heard about myrself that isn't true is that I'm not a nice guy.

Day-dreams without work do not amount to anything; it is the actual work that counts.

No one hath seen beauty in its highest lustre who hath never seen it in distress.

Becoming a good listener, you are able to connect with others on more levels and develop stronger, deeper relationships.

Listen carefully. The way(s) we speak about things is revealing.

Someone like myself, who claimed to be a real madman, living and organized with a Pythagorean precision.

Dr. King gave the "I have a dream" speech, not the "I have a plan" speech.