RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

They make friends, they laugh, they shareThey stay in touch, they care.

When I look at the Church today, not just in Africa but worldwide, it seems to me that we have come to love darkness even if we are called Church or some other religious names.

We need to manage holistically, embracing all of our science and traditional knowledge - all sources of knowledge. We can do that from the household to government to international relations.

If any of my characters require me to blacken my beard I do it, otherwise I don't.

It is more easy to forgive the weak who have injured us than the powerful whom we have injured.

You only go from nowhere to everywhere once. Let's enjoy it!

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

You can't have many exclamation points left,' thought Anne, 'but no doubt the supply of italics is inexhaustible.

I think there really is no shortcut to sovereignty.

Only powerful people have liberty.