RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of God where He may walk in rectilinear freedom, keeping off the grass.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Inside us there is something that has no name, that something is what we are.

The beginning of thought is in disagreement - not only with others but also with ourselves.

Small groups are the place to push past Bible knowledge and on to life application so that we can see people's lives transform more and more into the image of Christ.

the forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.

The Lord bears all the weaknesses of men, but He does not bear a man who is always murmuring, and does not leave Him without chastisement.

I think the race situation is getting better as far as people respecting each other goes. I think the race situation with entertainment is not that much better.

General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.