Race, let's remember, is a social invention and a cultural identification, not a biological reality.

Higher education-I wonder how much longer the deception can go on.

For in music there is no material to be deducted.

Necessity is the mother of invention, which probably explains why invention’s father left home on the pretext of buying a newspaper and hasn’t been heard of since.

Advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.

An older author is constantly rediscovering himself in the more or less fossilized productions of his earlier years.

For God's sake hold your tongue, and let me love.

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

Getting into debt, is getting into a tanglesome net.

Somebody loves us, too - God Himself. We have been created to love and to be loved

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.