Rachel, my itchy witch," Al said as he tugged the lace at his cuffs. "We've talked about this. You simply must stop collecting nasty little men. How many do you really need, love?

And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust.

I'll wait for you under the bluebells. I'll be there always.

Actually, I am kind of busy right now,” I drawled as I settled back into the chair and closed my eyes. “You have to make melanin while the sun shines.

I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff" pg. 4

Breaking rules isn't bad when what you're doing is more important than the rule itself

I’ve got your back. Nothing alive will ever hurt you if I have breath in me. And nothing dead will hurt you if I don’t.” (Kisten)

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.

Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.

Endings are not always bad. Most times they're just beginnings in disguise.

Sure, it was nice now, but eventually there would be running and screaming and blood on the floor.

Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)

There is no time to escape reality.

Give a man a fish

There is no one as good as God.

Programmers are not mathematicians, no matter how much we wish and wish for it.

Advertising is about norms and values, aspirations and prejudices. It is about culture.

I am against all machines. It's no wonder that so many Americans go on dope when they have no other cultural stimulus than a television.

It is the absolute right of the State to supervise the formation of public opinion.

Any growth requires a temporary loss of security.

Do anything, but let it produce joy.