"Radicalized" is a new keyword for you to understand that allows our government to not say "terrorism."

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Superstition is the belief in the causal nexus.

To conceal anything from those to whom I am attached, is not in my nature. I can never close my lips where I have opened my heart.

Secrets, my mother told me once, are just stories turned inside out.

The dependency of the human element on Planet Earth is a profoundly personal relationship with Nature’s Mom.

Guilt chilled me more than all of this rain combined.

I knowNot these my handsAnd yet I think there wasA woman like me once had handsLike these.

The future of any leader or political systems is to be determined by the people of the country.

Out of our beliefs are born deeds; out of our deeds we form habits; out of our habits grows our character; and on our character we build our destiny.

Her bra was cotton and white and, bless its little frickin´ heart, had a front clasp.

We're all worth the same When we turn off the light.