Radio as we know it is pretty much changing completely.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

When tillage begins other arts follow. The farmers therefore are the founders of human civilization.

New roads new ruts.

Surplus wealth is a sacred trust to be managed for the good of others.

Life is creation - self and circumstances, the raw material.

I bought a Hummer before I bought a house, and then I bought a house. Every year, everything doubled. The work was doubling. The money was doubling. The popularity was doubling.

All four Gospels agree in giving us a picture of a very definite personality. One is obliged to say, "Here was a man. This could not have been invented.

Each person is the universe from a particular perspective.

In the ring I can stay until I’m old and gray because I know how to hit and dance away

I want to be remembered for Swiss Family Robinson and Old Yeller. I think Swiss is probably my favorite film

Ang Lee was educated in the West and his English is good.