Radio, which was a much better medium than television will ever be, was easy and pleasant to listen to. Your mind filled automatically with images.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was closer.

I'd rather be a comma than a full stop.

You can do almost anything if you are willing to clarify your commitments and make incremental investments over time to achieve them.

Podtyagin considers whether to take offence or not -- and decides to take offence.

Life is all about taking risk to get what you want.

You're born. You suffer. You die. Fortunately, there's a loophole.

Buy at a faire, but sell at home. [Buy at a fair, but sell at home.]

An idea's birth is legitimate if one has the feeling that one is catching oneself plagiarizing oneself.

It's exciting to go from snowboarding to skateboarding because I get to start as the underdog again.

I don’t believe in originality. You take inspiration from whatever moves you and you find your voice in those things.