Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

A writer’s promise is like a tiger’s smile

But I will be a beautiful disaster.

I never lose in any argument, because I always make sure that my opponent wins.

If you want to be tall to see the world better, have some high thoughts!

Happiest are the people who give most happiness to others.

Our hope will never be found in the efforts of man, but in Jesus Christ alone.

In order to solve problems, information has to be shared; and not only information, but doubts, fears and questions.

Chemistry is necessarily an experimental science: its conclusions are drawn from data, and its principles supported by evidence from facts.

I’ve always been in love with Land Rovers and Range Rovers. I own one and was able to make it a little more exclusive.

Your real self - the I am I - is master of this land, the ruler of this empire. You rightfully have power and dominion over it, all its inhabitants, and all contained in its realm.