Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

You know, I'm pro-troops, but I'm not pro-war.

I say if you're going to take a chance on something, you just go full balls to the wall.

Don't compromise even if it hurts to be yourself.

I ain't as good as I once was, But I'm as good once as I ever was.

There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.

We ain't got a lot, but we don't need anything. Covered in kisses, surrounded by love, showered with blessings from up above.

My mind is cautious but my heart is in a hurry.

I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking.

I'd catch moonlight in a bottle, if we could drink a toast to happiness.

Don't apologize for being patriotic. Support the troops

Yes, the stories are dangerous, she was right. A book is a magic carpet that flies you off elsewhere. A book is a door. You open it. You step through. Do you come back?

The most dangerous flaws are those which are good in moderation, " she said. "Evil is easy to fight. Lack of wisdom… that is very hard indeed.

I never trust anything that can be captured in 2 takes.

What I find interesting is that the people that follow your Twitters are called 'followers.' Talk about false idolatry, right?

Everything that can be found in the universe on a large scale is reflected in a human being on a small scale.

My room is never clean. I play 'Guitar Hero' all the time and throw things around my room.

A military without political training is a potential criminal.

I don't know anything about inspiration because I don't know what inspiration is; I've heard about it, but I never saw it.

I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in trouble with the principal's office.