Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year.

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull.

There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me.

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.

You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.

Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.

Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection.

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out, Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.

Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend.

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.

I don't care so much about what you can stand or what you can manage as I do about what you like and want to have. Those are the kinds of things I want to give you, because I'm crazy about you.

Its sometimes important to not take life so seriously, so life could woo you by showing you some good time.

Of all mad matches never was the likeBeing mad herself, she’s madly mated.

You can't make something happen with a horse, but you can fix things up and let it happen.

Science has but one fashion-to lose nothing once gained.

I'm inspired by a lot of stuff. I always was interested in sculpture and painting and music and literature and all those things. There's no one thing.

I go to a dance class myself called BBS - Body By Simone - its little mini dance routines and I am often the oldest person in the room although I forget that. I'm fairly fit.

The main discomfort in being a middle-of-the-roader is that you get sideswiped by partisans going in both directions.

Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man.

Be just and if you can't be just, be arbitrary.