[Raising Hope] is a weird show about weird little humans who love each other.

When you have parents who are a little out of their minds, somebody has to take responsibility.

Being a family in general is a comedy of errors.

I know Roomba is a vacuum... But, whenever it's mentioned, my instinct is to be excited about a new fun party game involving rhythm and friends!

Mondays are just like Sam from Clarissa Explains it All. They just show up through the damn window whenever the hell they feel like it.

The average Christian is so cold and so contented with His wretched condition that there is no vacuum of desire into which the blessed Spirit can rush in satisfying fullness.

We do not own the freshness of the air or the sparkle of the water. How can you buy them from us?

Between Pope Francis tour of the U.S. which I think was a triumph really for liberals, he really sort of for the first time in a long time made the Catholics sort of on the side of liberalism.

The tendency of mans nature to good is like the tendency of water to flow downward.

When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber.

Be wise and don't let good things crowd out those that are essential.

Since I have always been a strong believer in God, I knew that He was with me, and only He could get me through that next step

Go into the sport because you have fun doing it, not because of 'what ifs' and dreams of gold medals. That way, no matter what happens, you win.

I apologize for Pam. I accidentally hit her in the head with a baseball when we were in fifth grade and knocked her out cold. She’s never been right since. (Tory)

This duo inside of me causes the perfect opportunity to live and learn twice as fast as those who choose to accept simplicity.