Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

Read what you like, not what you’re told to like. That way you’ll read for a lifetime.

The maker of the stars would rather die for you than live without you. And that is a fact. So if you need to brag, brag about that.

Large Professor, none greater none fresher, Won't fold under pressure...grew up down the road from Fran Drescher.

Everyman is thoroughly happy twice in his life, just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.

I can measure the motion of bodies but I cannot measure human folly.

If we keep demanding that God yield up His answers, perhaps some day we will understand them. And then we will be something more than clever apes, and we shall dance with God.

Man is a degeneration of what he was.

I know what women want. They want to be beautiful.

Every big leaguer and his wife should teach their children to pray, God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Babe Ruth.

I am getting more mature and can handle the pressure better.