Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

No person can do this or that to keep another from being truly free. We are always free. Even if imprisoned.

No one remembers how you got a chance, they only remember what you did with it.

Conflict occurs everywhere except in the cemetery. Everyone experiences conflict except the dead. Thankful for being alive...

It is startling to realize how much unbelief is necessary to make belief possible.

When I'm with you, I don't breathe quite right.

Sometimes you can't know until you know.

Life is more about losing than winning.

Find something good within your life and give every ounce of positivity you have towards it, then watch how your life changes.

It is better to have had your wish than to have wish you had.

I care about how you feel when you're wearing something, because I think that if you feel confident, you look beautiful.