Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please, " he said.Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please." I wasn't used to it either. But I liked it. Okay, " I said. "Be careful. He's insane.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

You may think I’m small, but I have a universe inside my mind.

We write to give strength to our souls and souls of others.

Communication is not so much about what you say, as what you don't say.

A shot that goes in the cup is pure luck, but a shot to within two feet of the flag is skill.

In Ireland we have a very old saying, When you can see the mountains it's going to rain and when you can't see the mountains it's raining.

Destiny's Child literally taught me how to sing.

Cause and effect are two sides of one fact.

And when I am forgotten, as I shall be, And asleep in dull cold marble, where no mention Of me must be heard of, say, I taught thee.

The weather of Depression is unmodulated, its light a brownout.

Better to dare mighty things and fail than to live in a grey twilight where there is neither victory nor defeat.