Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Had he already inspired a passion in some stranger’s heart?

Where the human knowledge ends, God's wisdom and power begins to manifest in abundance.

I suddenly realized I was in California. Warm, palmy air - air you can kiss - and palms.

Zen approaches it from the practical side of life-that is, to work out Enlightenment in life itself.

Compassion seems to be the greatest power.

Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.

I don't try to be funny. It's just that I feel the world is a little bit absurd and off-kilter and I'm sort of reporting.

Some crushes just never went away. They built, instead, into something permanent, obsessive and all consuming.

If time is my vessel, then learning to love might be my way back to sea

It's mean to make fun of anybody for the way they look.