Ranger’s gonna hate this,” Tank said. “Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

We have to lend our voice to Christ by speaking on His behalf.

The sword of Zulfiqar is a perfect fusion of power and function

We need more portrayals of women as competent professionals and happy mothers - or even happy professionals and competent mothers.

I've heard that the best way to help poor people is to make sure you don't become one of them

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that. . . every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.

Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend.

Journalism is straying into entertainment.

...And in freedom, most people find sin.

My wife and I are involved in writing/publishing/promotion twenty-four/seven. It isn't a day job; it's life.

Culture is an indispensable weapon in the freedom struggle.