Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family ... in another city.

Nothing matters more than your health. Healthy living is priceless. What millionaire wouldn't pay dearly for an extra 10 or 20 years of healthy aging?

Children's programming in America, I think it's pretty shoddy in terms of lack of diversity. It's pretty much cartoons and Disney sort of shows. I don't find any of that stimulating for children.

These people are a part of me. And they are a part of America, this country that I love.

The yeare doth nothing else but open and shut.

It is a poor sport that is not worth a candle.

He who rejects the Bible has nothing to live by. Neither does he have anything to die by.

The truth is a precious commodity. That's why I use it so sparingly.

Travel aesthetics should be just as comfortable and practical as they are fashionable.

Of all the wonders that the world had to offer, only art promised immortality.