Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people.

You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

This is what happens when an outlaw kidnaps a scholar of myths and legends.

When your head is held high, society pry.

Try to live with whatever you can afford and avoid putting yourself in an awkward position of thinking how you can afford what you have failed to afford, please free your life on earth.

Two heads are better than one.

I'm working on artificial intelligence. Actually, natural language understanding, which is to get computers to understand the meaning of documents.

Eat plenty, wisely, without waste.

I'm still pretty terrified of heights.

Our faith in the Lord Jesus Christ is the source of spiritual power that will give you and me the assurance that we have nothing to fear.

We had a dog, Apples. He was 13 years old, toothless, blind and had the worst breath this side of Jabba the Hut. But he was the sweetest dog, and I cried and cried when he died.

Maybe the best comics are written by people who really are at ease in the comic world.

It is one of the misfortunes in life that one must read thousands of books only to discover that one need not have read them.