Raven: "You don't have a hot date, do you?"Alexander: "Yes. I do, as a matter of fact."Raven: "You do?"Alexander: "Yes, and it is almost ending.

This club is for members only. But once you join, membership lasts for an eternity.

I hope you enjoyed your visit. You never know. You may want to join forever.

I'll give you something to remember ME by... The back of my head!

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

You can’t trust anyone you have to pay, and really, they can’t trust you.

Your dreams get perfect assistant if it goes connecting with great people.

Patriarchy has no gender.

Avoid distant views, paint objects close up. If the foreground is well done the distance will take care of itself.

I had a great conversation with Trent Reznor. Trent said, "I'd have a sixpack, too, if I didn't write my own music!"

Let children walk with Nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life, their joyous inseparable unity.

If Barack Obama cannot appreciate that our troops are winning in Iraq, he should not be their Commander in Chief.

Everything that has befallen you happened simply cause it crossed your mind.

Rash indeed is he who reckons on tomorrow, or happily on the days beyond it; for tomorrow is not, until today is past.