Read Euler, read Euler. He is the master of us all.

All the effects of Nature are only the mathematical consequences of a small number of immutable laws.

Probability theory is nothing but common sense reduced to calculation.

To Napoleon on why his works on celestial mechanics make no mention of God: Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

Truth and justice are the immutable laws of social order.

What we know is not much. What we do not know is immense.

His last words, according to De Morgan: Man follows only phantoms.

The most important questions of life are indeed, for the most part, really only problems of probability.

Nature laughs at the difficulties of integration.

What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous.

The weight of evidence for an extraordinary claim must be proportioned to its strangeness.

Can I Tinder swipe for cat cuddles?

The basic difference between being assertive and being aggressive is how our words and behavior affect the rights and well-being of others.

Many a person has held close, throughout their entire lives, two friends that always remained strange to one another, because one of them attracted by virtue of similarity, the other by difference.

To live is to change, and to be perfect is to have changed often.

Nietzsche said without music, life would be a mistake. To me, without books, life would be a mistake.

Nobody understands me, I'm really sensitive.

I can't vote again ever, so political party is not a relevant thing for me.

Love knoweth no laws.

There is time only to work slowly There is no time not to love

If you teach kids how to tell stories, they have a better chance at everything.