Reading the epitaphs, our only salvation lies in resurrecting the dead and burying the living.

We endeavor to stuff the universe into the gullet of an aphorism.

We mourn the transitory things and fret under the yoke of the immutable ones.

To judge a man's character by only one of its manifestations is like judging the sea by a jugful of its water.

In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.

Praises for our past triumphs are as feathers to a dead bird.

A man is most accurately judged by how he treats those who are not in a position either to retaliate or to reciprocate.

With the stones we cast at them, geniuses build new roads with them.

Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him.

It is not true that men prefer foolish women. Rather they prefer women who can simulate foolishness whenever necessary, which is the very core of intelligence.

Avarice is fear sheathed in gold.

The more knowledge that distributed, the more people know, so the more worthless that knowledge.

At this point I'm sure he's more plastic than person, but most people who hate wrinkles become Daleks over time, anyway.

Memories are nice little possessions. As long as you don't ignore the present when you take them out to play.

The temptation to spend money increases as a person’s opportunities increase.

For the yesterdays and todays, and the tomorrows I can hardly wait for - Thank you.

At least Romney and McCain, they respect the rule of law. At least Romney and McCain, they understand their limitations.

Music that touches the transcendental aspect of a human being is reserved for a marginal audience

I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.

As the gardener, by severe pruning, forces the sap of the tree into one or two vigorous limbs, so should you stop off your miscellaneous activity and concentrate your force on one or a few points.

and he began to understand what a wild game we play in life; he began to understand that a thing once done cannot be undone nor changed by saying "I am sorry!