Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you.

Life always involves some logic in its manifestations, and logic, as a rule, excludes the versatility of life from its considerations.

Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell.

Intelligence seeks reasons behind things. Wisdom looks for things behind reasons.

Philosophers wonder when they do not know, artists when they do.

Tolerating women is surprisingly easier than understanding them.

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

Everyone is born with a different mind and the same heart.

Truth is what reconciles thought and experience.

The biggest challenge for human mind is human mind.

A mind can be empty of thoughts but a heart cannot be void of feelings.

A positive self-image has little relationship to our material circumstances.

Dodging and burning are steps to take care of mistakes God made in establishing tonal relationships.

A kindly tongue is the lodestone of the hearts of men. It is the bread of the spirit, it clotheth the words with meaning, it is the fountain of the light of wisdom and understanding...

An injustice to one is a threat made to all

I am very grateful for my life. I think one of the keys to not being depressed is to find gratitude and to be grateful for what you have. So I am grateful for what I have.

I'll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is - oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

Most activism is brought about by us ordinary people.

To speak a true word is to transform the world.

Had I not sinned what would there be for you to pardon. My fate has given you the opportunity for mercy.