Real friends are our greatest joy and our greatest sorrow. It were almost to be wished that all true and faithful friends should expire on the same day.

Exactness and neatness in moderation is a virtue, but carried to extremes narrows the mind.

All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers.

The art of cookery is the art of poisoning mankind, by rendering the appetite still importunate, when the wants of nature are supplied.

A general rule for the good use of time is to accustom oneself to live in a continual dependence on the Spirit of God.

All earthly delights are sweeter in expectation than in enjoyment; but all spiritual pleasures more in fruition than in expectation.

The more you say, the less people remember.

The greatest of all crosses is self. If we die in part every day, we shall have but little to do on the last. These little daily deaths will destroy the power of the final dying.

Of all the duties enjoined by Christianity none is more essential and yet more neglected than prayer.

Let gratitude for the past inspire us with trust for the future.

How rare it is to find a soul quiet enough to hear God speak.

You got a choice, dude. We've all got choices. Lots of them. Every single second of the day we're making choices. You've just been making bad ones, is all.

Philosophers tell you what they think. Artists show you.

Be equal to your talent, not your age. At times let the gap between them be embarrassing.

Donald Trump is a champion for legal immigrants.

If you study the Talmud you please God even more than you do by praying or fasting.

It's easier for our software to compete with Linux when there's piracy than when there's not.

A conservative is a liberal who got mugged the night before.

Tremble: your whole life is a rehearsal for the moment you are in now.

The first time I ever screamed at someone was in a scene, and I'd never screamed at someone in my life.

But I can't say that I didn't like John Hammond's performances often better than the originals.