Real programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.

Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

You learn something every day, unless you're careful.

Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.

When the bonfire of love still smolders in the wake of emotional convulsions, seeds of regret and remorse may endlessly linger about on the path of life. ("Taken for a ride)

Whenever you hear a man prating about the Constitution, spot him as a traitor.

The basis of the discovery is imagination, careful reasoning and experimentation where the use of knowledge created by those who came before is an important component.

You're never happy when you don't get a victory.

I don't think we should have justices appointed that decide what they want to hear. It's all about the Constitution the way it was meant to be. And those are the people that I will appoint.

I know sage, wormwood, and hyssop, but I can't smell character unless it stinks.

All our longings for what is loving and true reach out into heaven. They put us in touch with angels who are feeling the same way and unite us with them.

Most women at some point or many points in their lives will have to deal with an unwanted advance and having the confidence to be "rude" and say no is an important skill to develop.

I'm confident in the American people.

I just think the Internet has made us ruder.