Reality continues to ruin my life.

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

Don't be too realistic, It will make you an Idiot .

The eyes of the lovers are blind while those of the grieving are wide open.

I am redeemed and saved by grace.

First begin between selves, set a definite time, at each at that time put down what the other is doing. Do this 20 days. You shall find you have the key to telepathy.

Conversion is the work of the Holy Spirit.

There has never been a time when there has been no person in Cornwall without a knowledge of the Cornish language.

The imperialist, genocidal, fascist attitude of the U.S. president has no limits. I think Hitler would be like a suckling baby next to George W. Bush.

My witness is the empty sky.

I'm not one of those people who says, 'I never read reviews,' because I don't believe those people.

When you demand nothing of the world, nor of God, when you want nothing, seek nothing, expect nothing, then the supreme state will come to you uninvited and unexpected.