Reality is frequently inaccurate.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

And so the Universe ended.

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

Life is wasted on the living.

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

If I ever meet myself, ' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment."I've seen it. It's rubbish, " said Zaphod, "nothing but a gnab gib."A what?"Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.

Before the Internet, if someone disappeared, it meant you should go looking for them. Now it means they got a life.

Many people when they fall in love look for a little haven of refuge from the world, where they can be sure of being admired when they are not admirable, and praised when they are not praiseworthy.

There's nothing wrong with wanting someone to save us - or admitting we can't do it all ourselves.

As you train and as you develop your talents, you do get better, hopefully, or you get out of the business.

Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all. --Brianna Fraser to Roger MacKenzie

I take life for what it has to offer me. I don't get aggravated about [getting older]. The wrinkles on my face are a natural process, so why should I get angry?

Simply because, one hand, there are the haters, The hater has power. All we can do is oppose it, or one becomes an accomplice.

A dog can never tell you what she knows from the smells of the world, but you know, watching her, that you know almost nothing.

Political utopias are a form of nostalgia for an imagined past projected onto the future as a wish.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.