Really think hard about what you want to do, because when you're doing what you want to do is probably when you'll be doing your best. And pray it is not a hobby so they'll pay you for it.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Without the knowledge of God, we perish.

My name might be similar, but I'd never say 'Laters, baby.

To be more aware, we need only listen for and let go of the thoughts which steal our attention.

Most men need their wives to need them, and I've seen that lead to their downfall

Mrs Bawden yanked me away from the table and dragged me across the food hall. I tried to twist away from her, but she had a grip like a python on steroids.

Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.

The judgment is an utensil proper for all subjects, and will have an oar in everything.

I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats.

I'm a proud Republican - there's no issue with that at all, so why can't I be a proud Republican and just try to solve problems?

The eyes of critics, whether in commending or carping, are both on one side, like a turbot's.