Receive Communion often, very often...there you have the sole remedy, if you want to be cured. Jesus has not put this attraction in your heart for nothing.

Remember that nothing is small in the eyes of God. Do all that you do with love.

The value of life does not depend upon the place we occupy. It depends upon the way we occupy that place.

Miss no single opportunity of making some small sacrifice, here by a smiling look, there by a kindly word; always doing the smallest right and doing it all for love.

Perfect love means putting up with other peoples shortcomings, feeling no surprise at their weaknesses, finding encouragement even in the slightest evidence of good qualities in them.

Jesus, help me to simplify my life by learning what you want me to be and becoming that person.

Our Lord needs from us neither great deeds nor profound thoughts. Neither intelligence nor talents. He cherishes simplicity.

You know well that Our Lord does not look so much at the greatness of our actions, nor even at their difficulty, as at the love with which we do them.

When I die, I will send down a shower of roses from the heavens,I will spend my heaven by doing good on earth.

Above the clouds the sky is always blue.

If all flowers wanted to be roses, nature would lose her springtime beauty and the fields would no longer be decked out with little wildflowers.

If the Sun and Moon should ever doubt, they'd immediately go out.

A small event as tiny as a drop of a pin can change the direction of your entire life

If we must play the theological game, let us never forget that it is a game. Religion, it seems to me, can survive only as a consciously accepted system of make-believe.

Every dew-drop and rain-drop had a whole heaven within it.

Her suffering ended with the day, Yet lived she at its close, And breathed the long, long night away In statue-like repose.

Warhol was a prime example of a schizoid person. Maybe he had Asperger's, or maybe he was just an amorous human being on earth.

I am a huge Eminem fan and find it flattering that he would rap about me. Personally, I'm honored.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Rhyme and meter force gaps in meaning so the muse can enter.

I was wishing I'd bought some of that Camp Half Blood orange thermal underwear..." ?!?!