Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

A tree without roots is just a piece of wood.

The sooner I learn to forget myself in the desire that He may be glorified, the richer will be the blessing that prayer will bring to myself. No one ever loses by what he sacrifices to the Father.

Be careful that the cost of weighing the purchase of an object does not exceed its intrinsic value.

I'm a Mommy's Girl - the strongest influence in my young life was my mom.

I love the simple poetry of theater, where you can stand in a spotlight on a stage and wrap a coat around you, and say, 'It was 1860 and it was winter...'

Power is the great enemy of freedom

The bird, the best, the fisch eke in the see,They live in fredome, everich in his kynd.And I a man, and lakkith libertee.

It is written in the Book of Usable Minutes That all things have their center in their dying.

The only real ill-doing is the deprivation of knowledge.

Where destiny blunders, human prudence will not avail.