[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Why love what you will lose?There is nothing else to love.

Power and control are more dangerous than any weapons.

I know what I want. I will pursue it with all heart.

...wear a hat and some old lady shoes, and you can do whatever you want.

Tremendous amounts of talent are lost to our society just because that talent wears a skirt.

Experience is valuable only when it has brought suffering and when the suffering has left its mark upon both body and mind.

I think that's the most important thing-two things really, have fun and be yourself.

That very document [Constitution] does little to serve people when Supreme Court decisions are written so that even high-priced lawyers can't figure them out.

We live in an age of unprecedented opportunity: If you’ve got ambition and smarts, you can rise to the top of your chosen profession, regardless of where you started out.

March on, the Lord is our General.