Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Take the time today to love yourself. You deserve it.

I'm wondering what to read next." Matilda said. "I've finished all the children's books.

There are some who are born with talents and there are some who develop them in the form of skills. I am a part of the latter." - Neetu Sugandh!

Recognise and reach out to the inherent great power within you.

One short sleep past will wake eternally And death shall be no more Death thou shalt die.

In some ways, the challenge of staying political is to stay a dreamer at the same time.

Each of us deserves the freedom to pursue our own version of happiness. No one deserves to be bullied.

I've always known the greatness of black people.

I just do not understand the stock market. It is like reading Russian.

I'm excited and terrified to write something new.