Refuse to give up, your mistakes don't define you. They don't dictate where you're headed, they remind you.

There is peace in play.

We equate choice with freedom, but they are not the same.

I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.

People say, 'How's the record doing?' In the old days you'd say, 'We're at 600,000, it's doing great.' You don't say those things anymore. Those numbers are gone.

Hey, look at this guy Kenny G. with his thing, walking up and down the aisles of the concert hall and running off the stage and playing the same time. It's old hat!

If you haven't felt like quitting, your dreams aren't big enough!

I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings, and I don’t like to knock other writers as a matter of principle.

I think a lot of women have too many mini skirts in their closets.

If you really wanted to mess me up, you should have got to me earlier.

To talk of atomic energy in terms of atomic bombs is like talking of electricity in terms of the electric chair.