Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.

You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are.

I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

There's a little bit of magic in every box!

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

They loved the sound of their own voices. No decision would be reached anytime soon.

Every thought I have, everything I dois an expression of love to uplift you.

A wise man will be master of his mind, a fool will be its slave.

Unhealthy gossiping is one way that divides heaven and hell.

Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense.  I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Ozone Man, Ozone. He's crazy, way out, far out, man.

One can't dull a project better than by discussing it repeatedly.

The economic concept of value does not occur in antiquity .

Brokenness is the bow from which God launches the arrow of healing.