Regret leads to overeating and naps.

Pain narrows consciousness; pleasure blurs it.

When Medusa looks in the mirror, she sees the Lady of Sorrows.

My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet.

Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth

The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.

Totem poles and wooden masks no longer suggest tribal villages but fashionable drawing rooms in New York and Paris.

Jason rose from his deathbed so he could drown with the rest of the crew.

I only have to stop the puck not beat it to death.

It would have been difficult to design a path out of communism worse than the one that has been followed.

A life without change is not a life; it is a stagnant pool.

It's incredible how much stamina you can find when you're fighting and enemy in battle, even if that enemy is just in your imagination.

I love to entertain. I love being able to make people laugh.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

The faculty of imagination is both the rudder and the bridle of the senses.

Wherever you are, I will find you and I will bring you home

When doubt is banished, #‎ abundance flourishes and anything is possible.