Rejection, though--it could make the loss of someone you weren't even that crazy about feel gut wrenching and world ending.

Marriage is like a well-built porch. If one of the two posts leans too much, the porch collapses. So each must be strong enough to stand on its own.

You've got to have someone who loves your body. Who doesn't define you, but sees you. Who loves what he sees. Who you don't have to struggle to be good enough for.

Too often in my life, love has been defined as "humiliation with occasional roses".

So I put up with bad behavior in the name of loving the way I thought you were supposed to love.

If you look up "charming" in the dictionary, you'll see that it not only has references to strong attraction, but to spells and magic. Then again, what are liars if not great magicians?

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

Sometimes good choices are really bad ones, wrapped up in so much fear you can't even see straight.

It's shocking the things we call love.

People are secretive when they have secrets.

It took me years to figure out that upset was upset, and tumultuousness was not the same thing as passion. Love isn't drama.

Impossibility is possible till it becomes impossible

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

I've had a ton of fast-food jobs - it changes your approach to human interaction forever.

What you resist persist.

Only barbarians are not curious about where they come from, how they came to be where they are, where they appear to be going, whether they wish to go there, and if so, why, and if not, why not.

You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker!” Tyler shouted.

From tiny, tiny waves of joy, one gets to the ocean of happiness, which is called bliss.

Sure you can; the only question is whether you do it well.

I did one or two plays at school. Once I played a tree, so I never thought I would be a good actor.

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.