Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

Always look ahead with great hope and believe in timeless possibilities.

I can find something beautiful in everyone

When you find yourself talking about less and less and forgetting the love that you bring, never forget there are things you can replace but others you can not.

When you spend your life doing what you love to do, you are nourishing your Soul. It matters not what you do, only that you love whatever you happen to do.

Parks are but pavement disguised with a growth of grass.

There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician."

Great artists are modest almost as seldom as they are faithful to their wives.

But when I go to Chicago, I know I'm home.

But there is a different between mending someone who's broken and finding someone who makes you complete.

You make due with the time you have here. Hopefully when you pass on, somebody can look back and say, 'Wow, they made a difference in some kind of way.'