Relationships are never complicated. You’re either together or you’re not. If someone says it’s complicated, it really just means someone’s killing time until something better comes along.

You never knew this, but I was in love. Okay, infatuated, but it felt like love at the time.

Winter was nothing but a season of snow; spring, allergies; and summer...It was the worst. That was swimsuit season.

You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of is your dad. And how he thinks you're not pretty.

He, the One, the bringer of all to enlightenment, had an earthy name. His name was Jimmy.

The other houses in the neighborhood had Christmas lights up and trees visible in their windows, but not Shae's. She and I were the only ones who didn't care anymore, and I liked that about her.

You see?" The Father whispered as the boy passed without meeting their eyes. "You shouldn't feel ashamed of your problem. Your life experiences oftentimes is the same as someone else's.

and when all the wars are over, a butterfly will still be beautiful.

All the progress in science can’t be used to build a smell receptor as capable as the one that a true leader possesses—to smell trouble or just something fishy.

First learn to dream big, then the possibilities will follow by itself.

I have the greatest sympathy with the growth of the socialist party. I think they understand the evils that surround us and hammer them into people's minds better than we Liberals.

Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?

I have made billions of dollars in business making deals. Now I'm going to make America rich again.

In a time when our nation is engaged in multiple, long-term wars, it's critical that "the military" not become an abstraction to the vast majority of Americans who are not participants.

If you don't love your work, it's hard to love your life.

May all the stars hang bright above her dwelling, Silent as though they watched the sleeping earth!

In my early 20s, I studied history and politics, and I really thought that perhaps I would devote my life to that.