Relationships are such that if one person changes, the relationship changes.

Real giving is when we give to our spouses what's important to them, whether we understand it, like it, agree with it, or not.

If it works, don't fix it; do more of it.

He'd bet his right nut her skin would taste as good as it smelled.

On the morning of the exorcism, I stayed home from school.

Love encompasses so much, reaches so far, and heals so deeply, that any attempt to describe it, no matter how poetic, only dilutes it.

Vampires always order hot drinks. They aren't going to drink them; but they can feel the warmth and smell them if they're hot, and that is so good.

Those that say they despise riches are saints or liars.

For I have learnt for a fact that nothing so effectively obtains, retains and regains grace, as that we should always be found not high-minded before God, but filled with holy fear.

You can’t shine if you don’t burn.

The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.

In life two negatives don't make a positive. Double negatives turn positive only in math and formal logic. In life things just get worse and worse and worse.

I don't know what life is like, I don't know how regular people live. I just can never understand it. My first job was the NBA.