Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there?

Everyone has a little bit of Howard and Chad in them. I think there's Christine in all men as well.

I think Christine and Chad are on the opposite extremes of the spectrum. Christine is a model victim, and Chad is a model perpetrator, and Howard is closer to the middle.

We live in a disposable society. It's easier to throw things out than to fix them. We even give it a name - we call it recycling.

In a relationship you have to open yourself up.

My best male friend is my best friend until he crosses me. We're all protective of the self.

If we put the camera on ourselves, our friends and neighbors, we'll come up with some scary stuff.

There is a lot of absurdity sometimes, not just in Mormonism but often in other religions that want to pretend that no bad happens in their church, rather than taking care of what bad does happen.

The future is now. It's time to grow up and be strong. Tomorrow may well be too late.

Everybody has the ability to be manipulative, to be hateful and deceitful.

Everyone has a story.

Feed my lambs, shepherd my sheep.

Wisdom is finding the path that is best for all - considering the options, the positives and the negatives - and having the courage to change what must be changed for the sake of the entire world.

Don’t judge me by my past. I don’t live there anymore.

Without the past to cast its long shadow, might you see the future more clearly?

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.

ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.

If I know the way home and am walking along it drunkenly, is it any less the right way because I am staggering from side to side!

The doctrine of the immortality of the soul has more threat than comfort.

Turning down the Lakers was tough, but it is always good to renew your vows to the loves of your life.

Love is a rose But you better not pick it. It only grows When it's on the vine. Handful of thorns And you'll know you missed it. You lose your love When you say the word MINE.