Relax," Chiron told me. "Keep a clear head. And remember, you may be about to prevent the biggest war in human history." "Relax," I said. "I'm very relaxed.

Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends.

I've always thought of fantasy as a genre of best-case scenarios, and horror as a genre of worst-case scenarios.

Oh, how horrible our sins look when they are committed by someone else.

Eventually, someone is going to pick up a brick.

For a while I was suicidal and I tried to kill myself. I think I should have died about four times.

Our gratitude to the American people is immense and we should never be embarrassed to express it.

If killing [animal research scientists] is the only way to stop them, then I said killing them would certainly be justified.

You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit.

When he speaks again, I can tell that he's smiling. "So I guess we saved each other.

For a successful entrepreneur it can mean extreme wealth. But with extreme wealth comes extreme responsibility.

Girls are weird, and I don't mean that offensively. I just can't put it any other way.