Relaxation is the absence of worry.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.

The laugh left a bitter taste in our mouths, but we laughed out all the same.

You can measure your worth by your dedication to your path, not by your successes or failures

When demons call you the Mother of Destruction, sh*t gets real." Muse.

I suspect Nargles are behind it.

I enjoy personal injury cases. I've tried quite a few of those. And, frankly, any kind of litigation that is trouble-shooting, whether it's equities, suits and injunctions, or whatever.

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.

Peace and love are eternal.

Courage is caution overcome.

When you write from the heart, you not only light the dark path of your readers, you light your own way as well.

You get these fear memories that are hard to undo.