Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.

To pray is to mount on eagle's wings above the clouds and get into the clear heaven where God dwelleth.

I don't think more concentration is required for Robert De Niro to do what he does as for Jim Carrey to do what he does.

What I admire most in any man is a serene spirit, a steady freedom from moral indignation, and all-embracing tolerance--in brief,what is commonly called sportsmanship.

What everybody's looking for today, they're looking for escape-ism.

Now, and in the future, my focus is entirely on pets and children. Im not a person who can turn a blind eye to injustice against them.

As long as you're green, you're growing. As soon as you're ripe, you start to rot.

Writer's block.. when one curses the blinking cursor on the blank page.

Conventionally, one looks at history as something of the past. But after Einstein, who knows what is in the past and what is in the present?

A virtue to be serviceable must, like gold, be alloyed with some commoner, but more durable alloy.