Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die.

I used to dance, but now I only move.

True beauty is rare, and seldom recognized by the one who possesses it.

The stock market is a giant distraction to the business of investing.

What is delayed is not lost.

All operating systems sucks, but Linux just sucks less

My music is very, very precise. It's very rigorous. The forms are much more intricate than you would imagine.

To move Nigeria forward, we must define our interest in the Nigeria project

Anytime you have to sacrifice your art, or integrity, it's a bad deal, no matter what they're offering.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.