Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

But do you want this? It's not much of a life. Don't you see? It's the first life I've had in four hundred years. With you--in the only way that matters--I'm alive again.

Mind makes a man of God.

When I love, I do it without counting. I give myself entirely. And each time, it is the grand love of my life.

Work doesn't seem to interfere with my life. I have time for everything, even time to be alone.

I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

Man loves most that which is his own.

The truth is not a crystal that can be slipped into one's pocket, but an endless current into which one falls headlong.

Anything you can do, I can do meta

I have learnt to love you late, Beauty at once so ancient and so new!

You can't get unless you give. And you have to give without wanting to get.