Religion is capable of driving people to such dangerous folly that faith seems to me to qualify as a kind of mental illness.

Much as we might wish to believe otherwise, universal love and the welfare of the species as a whole are concepts which simply do not make evolutionary sense.

Do not indoctrinate your children. Teach them how to think for themselves, how to evaluate evidence, and how to disagree with you.

Faith is belief without evidence and reason; coincidentally that's also the definition of delusion.

Evolution is just a theory? Well, so is gravity and I don't see you jumping out of buildings.

Such delusions of grandeur to think that a God with a hundred billion galaxies on his mind would give a tuppenny damn who you sleep with, or indeed whether you believe in him.

The less you think, the more you believe.

How thoughtful of God to arrange matters so that, wherever you happen to be born, the local religion always turns out to be the true one.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

Science is the poetry of reality.

The theory of evolution by cumulative natural selection is the only theory we know of that is in principle capable of explaining the existence of organized complexity.

Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.

This boy turkied my Thanksgiving, but I won't let him Grinch my Christmas. -Dean Hughes (Midway to Heaven)

I am the hailstorm that shall break the heads of those who do not take shelter.

I put the team on my back doh.

One who truly meets the world goes out also to God.

If a guy can't handle your crazy pictures, he's probably not someone you want in your life.

The crows that are predatory are something you have to deal with. For me, they also become associated with cancer cells.

Throw away the light, the definitions, and say what you see in the dark.

The English seem to think drinking wine is like committing adultery, something you do rarely and abroad.

My delusion outweighs my talent by far and it always will, because if it doesn't, then there's no point in living.