Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

‎If we do not know the King that comes to your bedroom for the sole purpose of taking out your trash, then you have yet to know Jesus as the Servant of All.

One of the most painful realizations in life is to all of a sudden discover that you had possessed things all along that you never knew you had.

Why say no when you could say yes!

Walk boldly and wisely. ... There is a hand above that will help you on.

The standards of this new time are forcing us to put our lives in order before God

If human beings were shown what they're really like, they'd either kill one another as vermin, or hang themselves.

Life is a freak. That’s its hope and glory.

Create a website that expresses something about who you are that won't fit into the template available to you on a social networking site.

Am I a fool? I don't think I'm a fool. But I think I sure was fooled.

I'm male. You rubbed your...femaleness all over me. I didn't think. I reacted.