Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Daily walk promotes good health.

Start to exercise a firm control over what influences your experiences before situations control you.

Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.

When you're not sure your anger is justified, the thing to do is ask yourself exactly where it's coming from.

To stand by the beds at sunrise and see the flowers awake is a heavenly delight.

I don't think you can love Jesus without loving His wife.

Spiritual leadership should remain spiritual leadership and the temporal power should not become too important in any church.

Everyone can look inside his or her soul and decide what he or she can do to make a world at peace, to end this fighting that goes on every day around the world.

Most of the time, creative entrepreneurs lose interest long before their marketing message loses its power.

My idea of enlightenment is when ego and Tao are fused, and Tao is perceived as ego. Then everything happens with complete appropriateness.