[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

Who knoweth if to die be but to live, and that called life by mortals be but death?

God has a perfect plan and purpose for your life.

Never underestimate the value of advice from anyone, whether they are younger or older than you. Wisdom is not categorised under age

Yet though I must lose my life, fear shall never make me change colour.

I was a commodity, like a hot dog. It was like hot dogs and Betty Hutton.

Every great mind seeks to labor for eternity. All men are captivated by immediate advantages; great minds alone are excited by the prospect of distant good.

I think a great piece of outerwear can really make you stand out.

The government can't get away with large-scale famine, but it can get away with chronic hunger. It has become an accepted part of life in India.

I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent.

Advertisements ordinarily work their wonders, to the extent that they work at all, on an inattentive public.