Remember America, I gave you the Internet and I can take it away.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Far from being marginalized, as is presently the case, nineteenth-century freethought was a social movement at the core of our national life.

Kingdom laws are inherent to the native of mankind

Every song, the title dictates the architecture of the song.

Duty cannot exist without faith.

One must treat theory-in-use as both a psychological certainty and an intellectual hypothesis.

If you are always trying to be normal you will never know how amazing you can be.

The only way to improve a trick is to find a simpler and more direct way of doing it.

I just wanted to see how the shorts felt again.

The doctor of the future will no longer treat the human frame with drugs, but rather will cure and prevent disease with nutrition.